The other day, I was sitting at a table with a couple of friends eating lunch. After noticing that the topic of every single conversation eventually gravitated towards sex, a new law was born.

p=the percent chance that the topic of conversation becomes about sex.
t=the time of discussion
n=number of people involved in the discussion
s=number of people involved in the discussion who are named Steve.
As you can see, there is a significant increase in probability around people named Steve. This is an alarming trend similar to those observed by Mike Godwin (See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin’s_law)